Total Medals Earned: 277 (From 57 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,950 Points
Medals Earned: 3/10 (40/380 points)
Cuban Parrot
Maria Shrimply
Chad Lee Orange
BJ Shrimply
Miss President
Goblin
Pico and Dog Frog-Wizard
Edward Berneys and Chikita
MOM
Asteroids
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
You started the game!
Half way to endless mode!
You made it to endless mode, try and get a high score!
You reached the 500 second mark!
You reached the 600 second mark!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 3/9 (45/355 points)
Beat the game
Defeat Tom's Backup Plan
Beat the game without a helper
Level up to the max level
Beat the game without dying
Get 12 red coins in one game
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Get the max attack combo chain
Beat the game without getting hit
Medals Earned: 6/8 (120/175 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get your first faceful of pavement
Land a Combo of 5 or more
Land a Combo of 15 or more
Land a Combo of 25 or more
Land a Combo of 40 or more
Go 1000 meters without landing a single trick
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/720 points)
Use an arrow trap against your enemies
Defeat the Level 1 Boss
Defeat the Level 2 Boss
Defeat the Level 3 Boss
Defeat the Final Boss
Defeat every boss in a run without taking damage
Freeze an enemy
Kill an enemy using a jumppad
Clear a challenge room
Find a secret room
Have two or more Ducks on you at a time
Have three or more Angry Astronauts on you at a time
Finish off a boss using the thorns item
Have 15 or more passive items on you at a time
Revive yourself two times in one run
Take the Die-Instantly Pill
Win 50 or more bolts from a scratch ticket
Pay off a stone block
Duplicate at least one passive item using The Banach-Tarski Handbook
Remove all of your item slots with the bonesaw
Commit the most evil crime possible
Buy out a store
Use the Apple of Desperation
Fill up the donation machine twice and claim your gift later on
Rob a store
Finish Level 1 without picking up any items
Have 200 or more Bolts on you at a time
Finish a run without having spent your money once
Make if off the planet you've been stranded on
Unlock every achievement
Medals Earned: 6/11 (40/265 points)
Play the game
Beat level 1
Beat level 2
Beat level 3
Beat level 4
Beat level 5
Beat level 6
Beat level 7
Beat level 8
Beat level 9
Beat level 10
Medals Earned: 3/11 (35/370 points)
Score 100 Points
Have all powerups simultaneously
Break the space egg
Score 200 Points
Score 300 Points
Score 400 Points
Score 500 Points
Kill two enemies with 1 shot
Kill three enemies with 1 shot
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!